True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind you!
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When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart & when tears flow 4rm ur eyes, just let me know, coz I want 2b there 4 U! I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!!!
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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.
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A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta after a month he got a letter 'mian sahib' iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.
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Some new Indian Movies:
Munna Bhi MCSE,
Kal MSN Ho Na Ho,
Love in mIRC,
Tere Nick,
ID Mil Gaya,
Chat tu Kero,
Ek Programmer Thi,
Yeh Hack Horaha Hai,
Hum Pyar PC Se Kar Baithe,
Network Ke Us Paar,
Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai,
Aao Chat Kare,
C++ Wale Job Le Jayenge,
Programmer No.1,
Mera Naam Developer,
Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein,
Do Processor - Baarah Terminal,
Tera Code Chal Gaya,
Har Din Jo Mail Karega!!!!!!
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
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Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....