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| >> | Sardar attended bio practical exam.
Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg.
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You are fail, whats your name?
Sardar: See my leg & tell me. |
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| >> | teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" |
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| >> | How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?... Tell him "a joke on Tuesday... |
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| >> | Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister. |
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| >> | Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking... |
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| >> | A Pakistani to a Sardar:
Hinustan k Flag main Kesri rang Hindustan ka,White Isaiyon ka, Green Muslims ka, phir Flaq Wich Tuhada Kee?
Sardar: Naal Danda Teray Pio da ay? |
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| >> | Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: its already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go. |
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| >> | Sardar to his friend, "Yesterday I saw my wife going to see a movie with a stranger".
His friend replied, "So did u follow them?".
Sardar replied, "No yaar, I had already seen the movie". |
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| >> | Sardar g always studies infront of mirror coz of 3reasons
1:it helps saving revision time.
2:He can keep a watch on himself.
3:He likes combined study. |
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